Video Prompt: Hyper-realistic Black Comedy Wedding

15 seconds, 9:16, hyper-realistic, dark comedy, a mockumentary-style wedding scene, like an absurd, real moment accidentally caught by a wedding guest and uploaded to social media. The whole thing must be extremely realistic, restrained, and calm — do not shoot it like an exaggerated comedy skit, avoid any sense of farce or cartoonishness; the more it looks like an actual wedding gone wrong, the better. Scene: an upscale indoor wedding venue, warm golden lighting, a white floral arch, a full house of guests, with a wedding emcee's podium, a vow-exchange area, a champagne tower, and floral arrangements visible in the background — the image refined and realistic, like a normal, formal city wedding. All the guests are dressed formally, and the atmosphere should feel romantic and solemn. Characters: The groom: a young man in a black tailored suit, hair neatly styled, his expression unsettlingly calm, as if he's handling a customer-service matter. The bride: exquisite makeup, a white wedding gown, her expression normal at first, gradually freezing up as things go on, but still trying hard to maintain her composure. The officiant: a professional smile, at first following the ceremony script perfectly, later starting to visibly falter. The guests: shocked but restrained, many instinctively raising their phones to film. Story, shot by shot: 0-3 seconds: during the vows portion of the ceremony, the officiant smiles and hands the microphone to the groom, the scene quiet and solemn, the guests looking ahead expectantly, as if everything is completely normal. 3-6 seconds: the groom takes the microphone, and instead of a heartfelt declaration, says calmly, professionally, and with perfectly clear diction: "Regarding this marital partnership, I would like to request a seven-day no-questions-asked return." 6-9 seconds: the air in the room instantly freezes. The camera cuts rapidly between the bride's frozen face, the officiant's stunned expression while still maintaining a professional smile, and the moment the guests below all look up in unison. No one screams right away — everyone looks as if their brain has short-circuited for a second. 9-12 seconds: the groom pulls a neatly folded piece of paper from his inside jacket pocket, like a pre-prepared return-request form, and continues adding, still perfectly straight-faced: "The product's appearance is largely consistent with what was advertised, but the actual user experience shows a clear deviation from expectations." 12-15 seconds: the whole room completely loses it. The officiant looks down at the ceremony card, as if checking whether this step is actually on it; the bride slowly turns her head to stare at the groom; a guest in the crowd holding up a phone to film mutters under their breath: "Can you even file a return on this?" The image freezes on the groom, still calmly holding up his request form, as if he genuinely came here to process a return. Camera work requirements: the first half should look like normal wedding-videography coverage — steady, polished, romantic; starting from the moment the groom says "seven-day no-questions-asked return," the camera should shift slightly into the perspective of a guest's covert phone recording, with a slight handheld feel and quick, reactive cuts, creating the authentic sense that "everyone here is stunned." Performance requirements: this must not be played as an exaggerated comedy skit. The calmer the groom is, the more unsettling it should feel — like he's reciting customer-service terms and conditions; the bride's reaction is not a shrewish outburst but a dignified freeze; the officiant is forcibly maintaining professional composure; the guests are suppressing their shock, unable to resist filming. The true absurdity comes from the fact that everyone is still trying to keep the wedding dignified. Visual requirements: hyper-realistic, authentic skin texture, authentic wedding lighting, authentic gown fabric and reflections, authentic guest reactions, authentic depth to the venue. Avoid any sense of stage-play or influencer short-drama style. Atmosphere keywords: dignity collapsing, calm offense, a wedding gone wrong, modern platform jargon invading reality, absurd realism. Avoid: exaggerated shouting, scuffling and tearing, vulgar farce, cartoonish expressions, over-the-top variety-show energy, cheap short-drama feel, character distortion, abnormal hands, inaccurate lip-sync, subtitles, logos, watermarks.