Clumsy MS Paint Redraw Style

Please redraw this attached image in {argument name="art style" default="the clumsiest, most scribbled, downright unbearable-to-look-at way possible"}. Use a pure white background, and make it look like it was forced out with a mouse in Microsoft Paint. Overall it should resemble the original a bit, but not completely — as if it corresponds to the original while still giving off a baffling sense of awkwardness. The image should have that low-quality, pixel-by-pixel roughness, fully capturing just how absurdly ugly it can be. Actually, whatever — just draw it however you want.