Dark Chinese Newspaper Story Poster

Goal: Create a square Chinese dark newspaper-style story poster about {argument name="story title" default="代付链接"}, using a restrained, emotional, old-magazine collage aesthetic. Canvas: 1:1 square poster, black worn paper background with heavy grain, scratched edges, dust, scuffs, faded ink, photocopy texture, and uneven white distressing. Overall monochrome black, gray, and off-white only. Layout: Irregular two-column editorial layout beneath one huge distressed headline. The headline occupies the top third, aligned slightly left, in oversized rough white Chinese brush/newspaper type reading {argument name="main headline" default="代付链接"}. Below it, arrange exactly 11 discrete text blocks: 6 blocks in the left column and 5 blocks in the right column. Use a mix of plain paragraph blocks, thin hand-drawn rectangular outlines, torn-paper strips, and large quoted pull-quotes. Keep margins tight and imperfect, like an underground zine or old crime newspaper clipping. Text blocks, counted exactly: 1. Left upper plain paragraph: “第一次加上她微信，\n是我姐的邻居牵的线。\n\n邻居是女孩的姑姑，说女孩二十五六岁，\n在老家市里卖车险，人长得漂亮，性格也不差，\n平时接触的人少，所以想找个靠谱的对象。” 2. Left outlined box paragraph: “我对“靠谱”这两个字没抱太大希望。\n相亲见得多了，介绍人口中的“性格好”，\n有时候只是“不爱发脾气”；“工作稳定”，\n可能只是暂时没辞职；“长得显小”，\n多半意味着照片拍得不错。” 3. Left bold intro paragraph: “但她的照片确实好看。\n脸小，皮肤白，笑起来显得很年轻，\n乍一看比实际年龄小好几岁。\n我们刚开始聊得也还算顺畅。\n她会问我工作，也会主动发些日常，\n偶尔说一句俏皮话。” 4. Left torn-paper strip: “我那时候觉得，也许这次能正常一点。” 5. Left large outlined pull-quote: ““又是一个代付链接。”” 6. Left lower plain paragraph: “我把钱付了。\n然后告诉自己，也许只是她性格大大咧咧，\n也许只是试探，也许现在年轻人相亲就这样。” 7. Right upper small lead-in plus torn-paper quote: “没过几天，她忽然发来一句：” followed by a torn strip reading ““请我吃个早饭呗。”” 8. Right upper paragraph: “我以为她是在开玩笑，或者想让我\n给她点份外卖，于是刚准备问她想吃什么，\n一个代付链接已经甩了过来。\n干脆、直接，没有铺垫。\n我盯着那个链接看了几秒，\n心里某个地方轻轻往下一沉。” 9. Right middle torn-paper quote: ““我们还没见过面。”” 10. Right middle paragraph with outlined lower portion: “甚至连彼此说话的语气都没完全熟悉，\n她已经很自然地让我替她付款。\n金额不大，几十块钱。\n可让人不舒服的，\n从来不是那几十块，而是那种理所当然。\n\n我没有立刻发作。\n说到底，还是因为她长得漂亮。\n人有时候很诚实，也挺没出息。\n要是换成一个完全不符合自己审美的人，\n可能当场就不想聊了。可面对一个漂亮女孩，\n很多原则都会先被自己往后挪一点。” 11. Right lower closing paragraph plus torn-paper emphasis: “过了一两天，聊到晚上，她忽然又说想吃牛排。\n紧接着，又是一个代付链接。\n这一次，我连替她找理由的力气都没有了。” followed by a gray torn-paper block reading “我没付。\n她也没生气，只是发了个表情，\n好像这件事本来就无关紧要。\n可我心里已经把她划掉了。” Typography and style: Use bold, rough, distressed Chinese fonts with chipped edges. Main headline should look hand-painted and eroded. Body text should be white-gray, clear enough to read, with uneven baseline and analog print texture. Pull-quotes should be much larger than body text, inside rough rectangular outlines or pasted torn-paper frames. Add hand-drawn border lines, faint column rules, scratches, smears, and random paper abrasions. Constraints: Preserve the exact Chinese text as much as possible, avoid adding new text, avoid color, avoid clean modern design, avoid illustrations or people, no logos, no watermark.