Netflix-Style Vibe Coder Poster

A cinematic parody streaming-poster in vertical 2:3 format, styled like a dark Netflix original teaser poster for a humorous AI programming drama. At the very top, small white text reads {argument name="top banner text" default="A NETFLIX ORIGINAL"}. Centered and dominating the composition, huge glowing sci-fi sans serif title text in icy white with a faint lavender-blue neon bloom reads {argument name="title text" default="VIBE CODER"}, stacked on two lines. Below it, smaller white text says "STARRING" and beneath that a pink cast name in bold all caps reads {argument name="cast name" default="HUNKINS"}. The scene shows a dim moody programmer bedroom or office at night lit by monitors and purple-blue neon. In the center foreground, a plush teddy-bear-like mascot with white fuzzy paws sits slouched in a black desk chair wearing a black hoodie, face mostly hidden in shadow for a mysterious comedic look. On the hoodie chest, 4 lines of small off-white text read exactly: "// SHIP IT", "// VIBE CHECK", "// NO BUGS", "// JUST VIBES". In front of the character is an open laptop covered with 4 visible stickers: "vibe > spec", "DON'T THINK JUST PROMPT", a smiley face sticker, and "Claude 3.5", plus an abstract AI-style logo sticker. Behind the laptop are 2 widescreen monitors displaying dense code on dark themes. The background includes 2 wall notes/signs on the left: a sticky note reading "IDEAS > PLANS" and, on the right, a whiteboard with 3 stacked handwritten lines reading "BUILD FAST", "BREAK THINGS", "ASK AI", and a fourth line "REPEAT" beneath, plus a hand-drawn smiley. Next to the whiteboard is a pink-purple neon </> code icon sign. On the desk at lower right sits a matte black drink can with pink text reading "FOCUS (optional)" and a cardboard pizza box edge labeled "ITERATE LATER". Use rich shadows, soft practical light, purple and cyan rim light, subtle monitor glow, shallow depth of field, high contrast, glossy premium poster finish, and a slightly absurd, self-aware startup-comedy tone. At the bottom, centered white tagline text reads {argument name="tagline text" default="HE’S NOT A PROGRAMMER. HE’S A VIBE CODER."}, with the word "VIBE" highlighted in pink. Below that, a release line in white and red reads {argument name="release line" default="ONLY ON NETFLIX | COMING SOON"}, with "NETFLIX" in bold red. Make it look like a polished official teaser one-sheet for a fictional streaming series.