Minimal Comic Style Greeting Card

Use the main features of [same as the uploaded image] as a loose reference, with a three-quarter front-angle composition, and create a greeting card. Include only one full-body person and 1–2 distinctive objects. Make it a {argument name="style" default="minimal, simple flat-color alternative comic-style illustration"}, using clean, even hand-drawn lines. Simplify the person into basic shapes, and keep the facial features minimal—dot eyes, a simple nose, and a small mouth. Give the figure slightly awkward proportions. Use solid fill colors sparingly for contrast. Keep the composition centered, leave plenty of empty space, and do not depict a background. The overall style should feel {argument name="vibe" default="deadpan, emotionally restrained, and quietly absurd"}. The humor should come from a strange sense of logic, awkward visual relationships, or treating something trivial with excessive seriousness. Avoid exaggerated slapstick. Instead, include subtle humor that comes from an observational pose or situation. To convey a dry, bureaucratic absurdity, add a small, simple handwritten-style phrase in a rough, casual placement. No shading, no texture, no fine detail, and no coffee-related elements. The text should be written in uneven handwritten lettering as: {argument name="handwritten text" default="[Insert Text]"}