Apologizing Hamster Meme

Goal: Create a cute two-panel vertical meme image featuring the same fluffy golden-and-white hamster at a press conference table, apologizing into a microphone. Canvas: Square-to-portrait social media format, about 4:5 ratio, split horizontally into exactly 2 equal panels with a thin white divider line between them. Use realistic-but-adorable animal rendering with soft studio lighting, shallow depth of field, and a beige curtain backdrop. Layout: Both panels show a blue tablecloth across the bottom third, beige curtain background, and a black wired handheld microphone on a small desk stand at the left side. The hamster is centered-right, large and close-up, with golden fur on the head and back, white cheeks and body, round ears, glossy black eyes, tiny pink nose, and visible little paws resting on the table. Panel 1: The hamster looks annoyed and unimpressed, facing forward with narrowed eyes and a small stern mouth. The microphone sits to the hamster’s left, angled toward it but not being touched. Add bold Japanese meme text along the lower center of this panel reading {argument name="top caption" default="チッ うるせぇな"}. Style the text as thick rounded characters, green fill, white outline, subtle dark shadow. Panel 2: The same hamster now leans toward the microphone and holds it with one tiny paw, looking performatively cheerful and apologetic with wide eyes and a small open smiling mouth. Add bold Japanese meme text along the lower center reading {argument name="bottom caption" default="反省してま〜す"}. Style this text as thick rounded characters, blue fill, white outline, subtle dark shadow. Subject details: Use a hamster with {argument name="fur color" default="golden orange and white"} plush fur, highly detailed individual hairs, small whiskers, soft chubby body, and expressive cartoon-like eyes while keeping the rest photorealistic. The microphone is black with a metal mesh grille, cable trailing off the lower left, and a compact black stand. Visual style: Japanese internet meme screenshot, realistic cute animal parody of a press apology conference, crisp focus on hamster and microphone, clean composition, no extra characters, no logos, no watermark, no additional text beyond the two captions.